Matt Van Stone

The Descent was such an amazing horror movie that any followup movie was surely doomed to fail. A major aspect of the film’s appeal was its mystery. When I heard they were making a sequel and Neil Marshall was not attached I assumed it was just going to be a cash grabbing rehash of the original. However, after watching the first trailer (embedded below) the movie doesn’t look like it will be completely horrible. Yes, the surprise of what lurks in the caves is gone, but it looks like the rest of the excitement is there. I might consider watching this instead of passing on it like I had originally planned.

Sylosis is without a doubt the best metal band of 2008. I challenge anyone to show me a band with better riffs, drums, vocals, and song composition. I can name a handful of bands that excel in one or two of these areas, but Sylosis is the full package. The main verse and chorus riffs for this song are pretty simple technically, but the melody is ridiculous. Anyone can write a metal riff with a little practice, but that melodic rhythm is where the true writing happens. It’s ironic that I love this band so much considering their song composition talent makes me feel like less of a man.

Vocals are really important as well. You can have a band that is instrumentally awesome, but has a really lame vocalist. Vocals can take as much away from a song as they can give it. Mikael Stanne from Dark Tranquillity still holds the number one place in my books for metal vocals. But Jamie from Sylosis is giving him a run for his money. Jamie’s ability to go from a deep long growl to a high pitched scream within a single line and make it sound so amazing is brilliant. His singing voice is just as insane, as you can hear in the chorus of Transcendence.

I usually post music videos, but this is off of a brand new album. Check after the break for my second favorite song from the album Conclusion of an Age.

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Here’s another video from the same band I posted last week. This is the second song from their latest album. The opening riff in this song is pretty wicked as well as is the pre-chorus riff. Again, this song has the perfect mix of singing and screaming.

With Ben Stiller movies its always a hit and miss right? Zoolander was a hit, Along Came Polly was a miss as was basically everything since Zoolander. I’m going to go out on a limb here and say that the best Stiller movie since Zoolander is Tropic Thunder. I can’t say I was laughing my ass off through the whole thing, but there are some seriously funny parts. Zoolander.

Sadly, the funniest part of the whole movie doesn’t even have Stiller in it. I know everyone already knows about the Tom Cruise part. If you don’t then watch the video below. It wouldn’t be as funny if it were any other actor. It’s really only funny cause you know it is Tom in there. Zoolander. It’s the best scene from the movie in my opinion.

T and I have been eating a lot of fruit smoothies lately. I found a recipe on Men’s Health and made it my own. If you have a blender you can make this, its really easy. Here is the ingredients list:

• 6 ice cubes (or double it if your tray makes smaller cubes like mine does)
• 1/2 cup of frozen berries
• 1 cup milk
• 1/2 cup low fat vanilla yogurt
• 1 banana
• 1 tbsp peanut butter
• 2 tbsp ground flax seed

So start off by putting the ice cubes and the frozen berries in your blender and use the ice breaker or pulse feature to break the ice. I usually like blueberries or raspberries. You want to add at least half a cup, but you can add a little more to make it sweeter and more flavourful. Then add the cup of milk and the 1/2 cup of yogurt and break up a banana into chunks and add that too. I like to use Silhouette 0+ because it has no sugar and low calories, but it is still sweet because it has Splenda. Also you can add a dallup of peanut butter if you like, and for an omega 3 boost add two scoops of ground flax seed. The flax wont change the flavor, just the texture. Once all that is in put it on blend for a minute or so. Depending on your blender you may need to use a spatula to mix it a bit. Once it all looks consistent pour and serve!

This should fill two large glasses or make four smaller servings. Trust me, its delicious.

I just got into this band a few weeks ago, but I’m hooked. They have some pretty sweet riffs and the vocalist has hit the sweet spot with his mix between singing and screaming.

I really expected to be gripped by this episode, but I wasn’t. I can see how this episode is building the story, but not much happened that made me anxious to see the next piece. Vince once again renewed his dedication to the business and E seems to be distancing himself from the Entourage more and more.

Drama was acting like a baby the whole episode and I hope to see that story line end, or at least change a bit. And what is the deal with Turtle getting the chick? I mean that’s awesome, but he didn’t even have to work that hard or drop Vince’s name. That is pretty out of character.

I still see the conflict of interest brewing with E working on his other clients and Vince going direct to Ari with career talk, but how will it pan out? Any predictions from anyone?

I can’t say I have been paying too much attention to the American election, but I stumbled upon this video of Matt Damon today. As we all know this election is going to make history no matter who wins. We will either see America’s first black President or America’s first female Vice President. Watch the video to see what Damon says. I really admire celebrities who aren’t afraid to speak their mind. It’s pretty obvious that Damon really doesn’t care what anybody thinks.

It has always been pretty obvious to me that Vince (Adrian Grenier) can grow some mad facial hair, but I never really realized the true potential until I watched last night’s episode of Entourage. He looked so badass with his beard and aviators in Mexico. I now have some serious beard envy. The picture below illustrates pretty clearly what I’m talking about.

What’s the deal with the Internet hating on Adrian for having a beard anyway? A simple Google for Adrian Grenier beard comes up with a bunch of links to an array of different posts regarding Adrian’s shabby look. Maybe I’m misinformed? I have this preconceived notion that having a beard makes you more manly, and the more beard the more manly? If that’s not true then I’m going to have to reevaluate my entire belief system.

Naah, I still want one. I don’t care what anybody thinks and maybe if I wish very very hard one day it will happen.

I have always liked how there is a gap between seasons of Entourage. It’s like even though we haven’t been able to watch them, their lives have continued to go on. They haven’t been stuck in some time warp for 6 (or 12 if you include the writers strike) months, like other shows. This season of Entourage starts off no different from others. Six months have passed since we last saw Vince and his posse and a lot has happened.

Click on to read more, but beware there will be spoilers.

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