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Must See Horror Movies

I have continued my steady watching of horror movies over the past year and I thought I would share with you some of my favorites.

First off, in my opinion what makes a movie a good horror? Well usually it has to have blood and gore. Generally I tend to like unrealistic gore, but any will do. Shock factor is big with me. If at any point throughout the movie I say “ohhhhhh shit, did you see that” and bite my knuckle, chances are it’s a good movie. I’m not big on cheap scare tactics like things jumping out at you or loud noises that are meant to scare. However, I do believe music is paramount, and a good music or ambiance track can up the scare factor tenfold.

I tend to like horrors with whacko characters. I don’t know why, I have always just been a Texas Chainsaw Massacre, Hellraiser, or Saw kinda guy. So without further rambling, here are the best movies I have seen this year.

Haute Tension (aka High Tension)

Somehow I had avoided the spoilers for this movie for years. I used to participate regularly on a Horror forum called Crazy Mazey’s House of Horror (which has since ceased to exist) and there was a lot of talk on there about it. One day I just decided to download it and man was I sorry I hadn’t done it sooner. The movie is stock full of psychos, insane gore, and knuckle biting fun.
Highlight: Man gets his head forced through the rungs on the staircase railing. A piano is pushed down the hall and decapitates him.

Dog Soldiers
This movie was a $6.95 purchase from Best Buy. I saw it, read the back, and decided to take a risk. I am glad I did. It is not your run-of-the-mill werewolf movie. I think it added a cool twist to the tired werewolf plot and there is even a surprise ending.
Highlight: Dude gets sliced open by a werewolf. As his buddies try to drag him to safety the werewolf grabs onto his intestines and pulls on them like it’s a play toy in his masters hand.

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Movie: The Hills have Eyes (Remake)

thehillshaveeyes.jpgI must have been living under a rock or something. I don’t know how I missed this but apparently Alexander Aja of Haute Tension fame has directed a remake of Wes Craven’s 1977 movie The Hills Have Eyes. From the looks of the Apple trailer here the remake stays true to the original plot of the movie. However, you never know what they are going to throw in there. I really enjoyed Haute Tension and I’m hoping Alexander brings some of that brutality to this remake.

The release date is set for March 10th, 2006

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See no Evil to be worst horror of 2006…

kane.jpgBrowsing the Lionsgate Films website yesterday I stumbled upon this movie See No Evil and I’m pretty sure its going to be bad. First off its a WWE films production. Yes that’s right, I said it, World Wrestling Entertainment. The movie stars Kane the wrestler as some kind of crazy dude…

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Movie Review: Wolf Creek

wolfcreek.jpgWhen I watched the trailer for Wolf Creek I really wasn’t impressed. I thought the trailer had a Texas Chainsaw Massacre copycat feel to it. I like The Texas Chainsaw Massacre and most of its sequels (excluding the next generation) but some of the copycats have really sucked. Exhibit A: Wrong Turn. However, I got the movie anyway and was very surprised at how much I enjoyed it.

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