Matt Van Stone

On Sunday’s new episode of Family Guy they did a spoof of the infamous Christian Bale tape. If you don’t know about it Google Christian Bale rage. The original tape was pretty golden in itself, but the writers of Family Guy have managed to make it that much more awesome.

Bale is one of my favorite actors, due mostly to his roles in Swing Kids, American Psycho and The Machinist, but also because he’s just an all around badass. This tape just confirms his badassness. I have read a lot of the reports of this tantrum and I just don’t see how Bale could have gone off like that if the guy didn’t have it coming. I sympathize with Bale on this, not that he gives a crap that it got out anyway. I’m sure if we knew the back story to this conflict we would know why Bale went so far off the deep end, but we probably never will. I’m going to give him the benefit of the doubt though.

I’m sure this will be taken down before the end of the day, but here it is anyway:

“Well, its nourishing me, so that’s useful…”. GOLDEN.

The Descent was such an amazing horror movie that any followup movie was surely doomed to fail. A major aspect of the film’s appeal was its mystery. When I heard they were making a sequel and Neil Marshall was not attached I assumed it was just going to be a cash grabbing rehash of the original. However, after watching the first trailer (embedded below) the movie doesn’t look like it will be completely horrible. Yes, the surprise of what lurks in the caves is gone, but it looks like the rest of the excitement is there. I might consider watching this instead of passing on it like I had originally planned.