I love watching Bill Gates
It doesn’t seem to matter how many times it happens, it never gets old. I’m serious, every time I see Windows crash or act up when Bill Gates is trying to give a presentation it makes me tingle inside. And its not that I think Microsoft is evil, or that Windows is a steaming pile. It’s that Bill is soooo bad at pretending he isn’t phased by it. You never hear about it happening to Steve Jobs at one of his Keynotes, but it always happens to Bill. Honestly though, I’d rather have Billy freak on me than Steve. From what I hear Steve has a bit of a temper. In addition, Conan O’Brien has got to be the funniest man alive.
Best quote ever
“Ok, Alright…. kay….. and right now nine people are being fired”
This is an old video, from 2005’s CES show I think, but still it’s GOLD.
EDIT: The original video I posted was removed from YouTube, so I found this one. It is a lot longer and has a bunch of lame stuff at the start, but the clip I was talking about is still in there near the end.

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March 16th, 2006 at 3:39 am
the link for your gates clip is dead…
March 17th, 2006 at 9:14 am
Thanks, Looks like someone has removed it from YouTube. I replaced it with another video that has the clip I was talking about.
March 2nd, 2007 at 9:30 pm
Hey, Matt, since youtube has removed the link, can you send the video to my e-mail adress? I just watched it, and want to watch it again.
Send it to
shevanelandplip@hotmail.com
Thanks! :]
March 12th, 2007 at 6:01 am
I’m afraid I wasn’t the original uploader to YouTube, so if the clip is gone, I don’t have it…